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In The Office Season 5 episode Stress ReliefMichael holds a roast in his honor, thinking that it will relieve stress in the office. Here is what each of the characters says during the roast, and what Michael says in return. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted.

Pam, you failed art school. Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck. Alright everybody, you know I kid, you know I kid. You guys are the reason I went into the paper business, so, uh, goodnight, God bless, God bless America, and get home safe.

Does anyone know what episode the pic of Michael in the back is from?

The Office roast

It looks so familiar…. The office roast is one of my favorite episodes. You must be logged in to post a comment. Skip to content In The Office Season 5 episode Stress ReliefMichael holds a roast in his honor, thinking that it will relieve stress in the office.

If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott. Kelly : I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott. A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse, a wood chipper, Kevin, a candle, and Lord Voldemort.

Anyway, Happy Birthday, Michael. Meredith : Michael, you ran over me with your car. You are the reason I live to forget. Jim: Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary. Remember spider face? Pam : Once every hour, someone is involved in an Internet scam.

That man is Michael Scott. Michael is a great delegator. He never does any work himself, ever. And one time, I walked in on him naked, and his thing is so small. Thank whoever put this up here I just sent this to my friend all in separate texts. Leave a Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.